STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE...

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I’ve been told by friends that I’m the funniest guy on the planet. They never did say which one, and let’s face it - these same people spend their free time downing fried pork rinds while watching old re-runs of, “My Mother the Car”, so their ability to offer serious opinions on anything other than the Atomic Weight of Cheetos is questionable at best. I guess I do have a weird, offbeat, obscure sense of humor, but I have to admit, even that is eclipsed by the astounding, God-given ability I have to wiggle my ears(really!). I’ve lived and worked in various places in Canada, Europe and the South Pacific(and Bali Hai never did call me), so I have at least a decent grasp on life outside the USA, which is something that has helped me grow as a person and partly made me into who I am today - a short guy trolling the Internet for women. I'm a pretty good cook, and love good food, good wine and good beer. I make a killer martini. I consume all things in moderation. I like hanging with friends and occasionally larger groups to hear new ideas and get different takes on life. I love all branches of The Arts, especially film, and enjoy going to movies, film festivals, plays, concerts, dance performances and art galleries. I also like hanging out at book stores, record stores, museums, antique stores, flea markets and Wal-Mart openings. I love road trips, both long and short. My politics are somewhat left of center. I’m an absolutely incurable romantic and make no apologies for that fact. I believe in honesty, loyalty and fidelity. I've been told that I give heart-stopping kisses and provide cuddles that have become the stuff of legend. Please hold your applause. By the way, my height as listed is correct but I've always dated women who were taller than me - no surprise there - so I’m open. The only thing I'm not open about is baggage. I left mine on the platform before the train pulled out of the station and am only interested in corresponding with someone who has done the same. If anything I've said here strikes you as appealing or at least interesting, then you are indeed an exceptional woman with exquisite taste in men and should not hesitate to contact me poste haste. Let's face it; to let someone with my rugged good looks slip through your fingers would be a travesty and you'd probably never forgive yourself. If, when you've finished the preceding, you're laughing, then you're probably someone I'd really enjoy talking to. On the other hand, if you find yourself frowning/grimacing/considering calling the authorities, then I'd pass and start dating that widget salesman who won last year's National Yodelers of America coveted Wish I Was Swiss award who keeps asking you out. Disclaimer: No widget salesmen were actually harmed during the writing of this profile. Later.

Хороскопски знак

Јарац

Моје грађа

У форми

Висина

147 цм

Боја очију

Боје лешника

Раса

Белац/Белкиња

Брачно стање

Разведен/Разведена

Имам децу

Да - није/нису код куће

Желим децу

Не

Моја најбоља карактеристика

Осмех

Телесна обележја

Не пада ми на памет

Боја косе

Ћелав/ћелава

Имам

Немам кућне љубимце

Спреман/Спремна за селидбу

Не

Образовни ниво

Средња школа/гиманзија

Мој радни однос

Имам своју фирму

Моја струка

Продаја/Маркетинг

Назив мог радног места

CEO/SALES MGR./JANITOR/COFFEE MAKER

Мој годишњи приход

$15.000USD до $29.999USD

Живим

Сам(а)

Код куће

Понекад ми дођу пријатељи

Пушим

Не

Пијем

Да - у друштву

У средњој школи био/била сам

Кловн у разреду

У друштву сам

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Волим да флертујем, Отворен/отоврена

Моја интересовања и хобији

Читање, Музика, ТВ, Филмове, Интернет, Вечере, Позориште, Кување

Како замишљам провод

Дружење с пријатељима, Биоскоп, Блеја, Спавање, Казино, Концерт, Посета музеју

Мој савршен први састанак

PREFERABLY WITH A WOMAN.

Одувек сам желео/желела да

WRITING SOMETHING BRILLIANT ON ONE OF THESE DATING WEBSITES. OH WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY...

Моји пријатељи кажу да сам

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Блесав/блесава, Волим да флертујем

Религија

Духован/духовна сам, али не религиозан/религиозна

Идем у цркву

Никада

Мој животни циљ

CONTINUING TO SCAN THE OBITUARIES FOR MY NAME EACH MORNING AND NOT FINDING IT THERE.

Мој смисао за хумор

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Блесав/блесава, Чудан/чудна

На ТВ-у увек гледам

Вести, Цртане филмове, Документарце, Драме, Филмове

У биоскопу увек гледам

Научну фантастику, Комедије, Љубавне, Драме, Документарце, Анимиране филмове, Хороре

Увек слушам

Рок, Метал, Класична, Звукови усисивача, Блуз, Џез, Сол, Панк

Увек читам

Класике, Фикције, Хороре, Смисао за хумор, Сатире

Како замишљам добру забаву

HITTING MYSELF ON THE NOSE WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER WHENEVER I MAKE A MESS ON THE CARPET.

Шта Вас привлачи?

Интелигенција, Смисао за хумор, Саосећајност, Одважност, Флертовање, Домишљатост, Брижљивост

Шта тражите?

HONESTY TOWARDS OTHERS AS WELL AS SOMEONE WHO CAN ALSO BE HONEST WITH THEMSELVES ABOUT THE KIND OF PEOPLE THEY WANT IN THEIR LIFE.

Какву везу тражите?

Пријатељ, Састанак, Интима, Посвећеност