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Albert Lea, Minnesota | Uomo Cerca un/una Donna
Informazioni di base
Parlo
Inglese
Mi descriverei come
I’ve been told by friends that I’m the funniest guy on the planet. They never did say which one, and let’s face it - these same people spend their free time downing fried pork rinds while watching old re-runs of, “My Mother the Car”, so their ability to offer serious opinions on anything other than the Atomic Weight of Cheetos is questionable at best. I guess I do have a weird, offbeat, obscure sense of humor, but I have to admit, even that is eclipsed by the astounding, God-given ability I have to wiggle my ears(really!). I’ve lived and worked in various places in Canada, Europe and the South Pacific(and Bali Hai never did call me), so I have at least a decent grasp on life outside the USA, which is something that has helped me grow as a person and partly made me into who I am today - a short guy trolling the Internet for women. I'm a pretty good cook, and love good food, good wine and good beer. I make a killer martini. I consume all things in moderation. I like hanging with friends and occasionally larger groups to hear new ideas and get different takes on life. I love all branches of The Arts, especially film, and enjoy going to movies, film festivals, plays, concerts, dance performances and art galleries. I also like hanging out at book stores, record stores, museums, antique stores, flea markets and Wal-Mart openings. I love road trips, both long and short. My politics are somewhat left of center. I’m an absolutely incurable romantic and make no apologies for that fact. I believe in honesty, loyalty and fidelity. I've been told that I give heart-stopping kisses and provide cuddles that have become the stuff of legend. Please hold your applause. By the way, my height as listed is correct but I've always dated women who were taller than me - no surprise there - so I’m open. The only thing I'm not open about is baggage. I left mine on the platform before the train pulled out of the station and am only interested in corresponding with someone who has done the same. If anything I've said here strikes you as appealing or at least interesting, then you are indeed an exceptional woman with exquisite taste in men and should not hesitate to contact me poste haste. Let's face it; to let someone with my rugged good looks slip through your fingers would be a travesty and you'd probably never forgive yourself. If, when you've finished the preceding, you're laughing, then you're probably someone I'd really enjoy talking to. On the other hand, if you find yourself frowning/grimacing/considering calling the authorities, then I'd pass and start dating that widget salesman who won last year's National Yodelers of America coveted Wish I Was Swiss award who keeps asking you out. Disclaimer: No widget salesmen were actually harmed during the writing of this profile. Later.
Segno zodiacale
Capricorno
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Snello
La mia altezza è
4' 10 (1.47 m)
I miei occhi sono
Nocciola
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Divorziato
Ho Figli
Sì - Non a casa
Voglio figli
No
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Sorriso
Body Art
Non ci penserei mai
I Miei capelli sono
Pelato
Ho una o più di queste
Nessun animale
Volontà di trasferimento
No
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Terza media
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Autonomo
La mia specializzazione è
Vendita/ Marketing
La mia professione è
CEO/SALES MGR./JANITOR/COFFEE MAKER
Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno
da €15,000Euro a €29,999Euro
Vivo
Da solo
A casa
Visite occasionali di amici
Fumo
No
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Pagliaccio
Il mio comportamento sociale è
Amichevole, Comico, da flirtare, Estroverso
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Letture, Musica, Tv, Fim, Internet, Cene, Teatro, Cucina
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, I Film, Relax, Dormire, Andare al Casinò, Andare a un concerto, Andare a un museo
Un primo appuntamento ideale è
PREFERABLY WITH A WOMAN.
Ho sempre voluto provare
WRITING SOMETHING BRILLIANT ON ONE OF THESE DATING WEBSITES. OH WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY...
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Goffo, Un Flirt
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Spirituale ma non religioso
Partecipo alle Funzioni
Mai
I mie obiettivi nella vita sono
CONTINUING TO SCAN THE OBITUARIES FOR MY NAME EACH MORNING AND NOT FINDING IT THERE.
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Amichevole, Goffo, Oscuro
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Notizie, Cartoni Animati, Documentari, Film drammatici, Fim
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Fantascienza, Commedie, Romantici, Drammatici, Documentari, Animazione, Horror
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Rock, Metal, Classica, Il rumore dell'aspirapolvere, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Punk
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Classici, Narrativa, Horror, Umorismo, Satira
La mia idea di divertimento è
HITTING MYSELF ON THE NOSE WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER WHENEVER I MAKE A MESS ON THE CARPET.
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Intelligenza, Umorismo, Empatia, Audacia, Civetteria, Acume, Profondità
Cosa cerchi?
HONESTY TOWARDS OTHERS AS WELL AS SOMEONE WHO CAN ALSO BE HONEST WITH THEMSELVES ABOUT THE KIND OF PEOPLE THEY WANT IN THEIR LIFE.
Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?
Amici , Incontri, Intimi, Impegnati