STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE...

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Inglese

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I’ve been told by friends that I’m the funniest guy on the planet. They never did say which one, and let’s face it - these same people spend their free time downing fried pork rinds while watching old re-runs of, “My Mother the Car”, so their ability to offer serious opinions on anything other than the Atomic Weight of Cheetos is questionable at best. I guess I do have a weird, offbeat, obscure sense of humor, but I have to admit, even that is eclipsed by the astounding, God-given ability I have to wiggle my ears(really!). I’ve lived and worked in various places in Canada, Europe and the South Pacific(and Bali Hai never did call me), so I have at least a decent grasp on life outside the USA, which is something that has helped me grow as a person and partly made me into who I am today - a short guy trolling the Internet for women. I'm a pretty good cook, and love good food, good wine and good beer. I make a killer martini. I consume all things in moderation. I like hanging with friends and occasionally larger groups to hear new ideas and get different takes on life. I love all branches of The Arts, especially film, and enjoy going to movies, film festivals, plays, concerts, dance performances and art galleries. I also like hanging out at book stores, record stores, museums, antique stores, flea markets and Wal-Mart openings. I love road trips, both long and short. My politics are somewhat left of center. I’m an absolutely incurable romantic and make no apologies for that fact. I believe in honesty, loyalty and fidelity. I've been told that I give heart-stopping kisses and provide cuddles that have become the stuff of legend. Please hold your applause. By the way, my height as listed is correct but I've always dated women who were taller than me - no surprise there - so I’m open. The only thing I'm not open about is baggage. I left mine on the platform before the train pulled out of the station and am only interested in corresponding with someone who has done the same. If anything I've said here strikes you as appealing or at least interesting, then you are indeed an exceptional woman with exquisite taste in men and should not hesitate to contact me poste haste. Let's face it; to let someone with my rugged good looks slip through your fingers would be a travesty and you'd probably never forgive yourself. If, when you've finished the preceding, you're laughing, then you're probably someone I'd really enjoy talking to. On the other hand, if you find yourself frowning/grimacing/considering calling the authorities, then I'd pass and start dating that widget salesman who won last year's National Yodelers of America coveted Wish I Was Swiss award who keeps asking you out. Disclaimer: No widget salesmen were actually harmed during the writing of this profile. Later.

Segno zodiacale

Capricorno

La mia corporatura è

Snello

La mia altezza è

4' 10 (1.47 m)

I miei occhi sono

Nocciola

La mia etnia è

Caucasico

Il mio stato civile è

Divorziato

Ho Figli

Sì - Non a casa

Voglio figli

No

Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono

Sorriso

Body Art

Non ci penserei mai

I Miei capelli sono

Pelato

Ho una o più di queste

Nessun animale

Volontà di trasferimento

No

Il mio livello di istruzione è

Terza media

La mia situazione lavorativa è

Autonomo

La mia specializzazione è

Vendita/ Marketing

La mia professione è

CEO/SALES MGR./JANITOR/COFFEE MAKER

Questo è quanto guadagno in un anno

da €15,000Euro a €29,999Euro

Vivo

Da solo

A casa

Visite occasionali di amici

Fumo

No

Bevo

Sì - Sociale

Tornando alle Superiori, Ero

Pagliaccio

Il mio comportamento sociale è

Amichevole, Comico, da flirtare, Estroverso

I miei interessi e Hobby sono

Letture, Musica, Tv, Fim, Internet, Cene, Teatro, Cucina

Tempo speso bene secondo me:

Uscire con gli amici, I Film, Relax, Dormire, Andare al Casinò, Andare a un concerto, Andare a un museo

Un primo appuntamento ideale è

PREFERABLY WITH A WOMAN.

Ho sempre voluto provare

WRITING SOMETHING BRILLIANT ON ONE OF THESE DATING WEBSITES. OH WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY...

I miei amici mi descrivono come

Amichevole, Goffo, Un Flirt

La mia religione è

Spirituale ma non religioso

Partecipo alle Funzioni

Mai

I mie obiettivi nella vita sono

CONTINUING TO SCAN THE OBITUARIES FOR MY NAME EACH MORNING AND NOT FINDING IT THERE.

Il mio umorismo è di tipo

Amichevole, Goffo, Oscuro

In televisione guardo sempre

Notizie, Cartoni Animati, Documentari, Film drammatici, Fim

Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere

Fantascienza, Commedie, Romantici, Drammatici, Documentari, Animazione, Horror

Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre

Rock, Metal, Classica, Il rumore dell'aspirapolvere, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Punk

Quando leggo, leggo sempre

Classici, Narrativa, Horror, Umorismo, Satira

La mia idea di divertimento è

HITTING MYSELF ON THE NOSE WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER WHENEVER I MAKE A MESS ON THE CARPET.

Cosa trovi attraente?

Intelligenza, Umorismo, Empatia, Audacia, Civetteria, Acume, Profondità

Cosa cerchi?

HONESTY TOWARDS OTHERS AS WELL AS SOMEONE WHO CAN ALSO BE HONEST WITH THEMSELVES ABOUT THE KIND OF PEOPLE THEY WANT IN THEIR LIFE.

Che tipo di relazione stai cercando?

Amici , Incontri, Intimi, Impegnati