STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE...

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Я бы описал(а) себя как

I’ve been told by friends that I’m the funniest guy on the planet. They never did say which one, and let’s face it - these same people spend their free time downing fried pork rinds while watching old re-runs of, “My Mother the Car”, so their ability to offer serious opinions on anything other than the Atomic Weight of Cheetos is questionable at best. I guess I do have a weird, offbeat, obscure sense of humor, but I have to admit, even that is eclipsed by the astounding, God-given ability I have to wiggle my ears(really!). I’ve lived and worked in various places in Canada, Europe and the South Pacific(and Bali Hai never did call me), so I have at least a decent grasp on life outside the USA, which is something that has helped me grow as a person and partly made me into who I am today - a short guy trolling the Internet for women. I'm a pretty good cook, and love good food, good wine and good beer. I make a killer martini. I consume all things in moderation. I like hanging with friends and occasionally larger groups to hear new ideas and get different takes on life. I love all branches of The Arts, especially film, and enjoy going to movies, film festivals, plays, concerts, dance performances and art galleries. I also like hanging out at book stores, record stores, museums, antique stores, flea markets and Wal-Mart openings. I love road trips, both long and short. My politics are somewhat left of center. I’m an absolutely incurable romantic and make no apologies for that fact. I believe in honesty, loyalty and fidelity. I've been told that I give heart-stopping kisses and provide cuddles that have become the stuff of legend. Please hold your applause. By the way, my height as listed is correct but I've always dated women who were taller than me - no surprise there - so I’m open. The only thing I'm not open about is baggage. I left mine on the platform before the train pulled out of the station and am only interested in corresponding with someone who has done the same. If anything I've said here strikes you as appealing or at least interesting, then you are indeed an exceptional woman with exquisite taste in men and should not hesitate to contact me poste haste. Let's face it; to let someone with my rugged good looks slip through your fingers would be a travesty and you'd probably never forgive yourself. If, when you've finished the preceding, you're laughing, then you're probably someone I'd really enjoy talking to. On the other hand, if you find yourself frowning/grimacing/considering calling the authorities, then I'd pass and start dating that widget salesman who won last year's National Yodelers of America coveted Wish I Was Swiss award who keeps asking you out. Disclaimer: No widget salesmen were actually harmed during the writing of this profile. Later.

Знак зодиака

Козерог

Телосложение

Худощавое

Мой рост

147 см

Мои глаза

Карие

Моя этническая принадлежность

Белый европеец/кавказец

Семейное положение

В разводе

У меня есть дети

Да - живут с другим родителем

Хочу детей

Нет

Привлекательная часть тела

Улыбка

Боди-арт

Даже и не думаю об этом

Мои волосы

Лысый

Домашние животные

Нет животных

Хочу переехать

Нет

Образование

Оконченное среднее

Работа/Учеба:

Работаю на себя

Род занятий

Продажи/Реклама/Маркетинг

Род занятий

CEO/SALES MGR./JANITOR/COFFEE MAKER

Зарабатываю в год

от $15,000USD до $29,999USD

Живу

Один/одна

Дома

Иногда приходят друзья

Отношение к курению

Нет

Пью

Да, в компаниях

В школе я был(а):

Клоун

Мое социальное поведение

Сама дружелюбность, Комедийное, Флирт, Свободное

Интересы и увлечения:

Чтение, Музыка, ТВ, Фильмы, Интернет, Ужин, Театр, Приготовление еды

Мое представление об отлично проведенном времени

Тусовки с друзьями, Фильмы, Расслабление, Спать, Пойду в казино, Пойду на концерт, Пойду в музей

Идеально первое свидание

PREFERABLY WITH A WOMAN.

Я всегда хотел попробовать

WRITING SOMETHING BRILLIANT ON ONE OF THESE DATING WEBSITES. OH WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY...

Друзья считают что я:

Сама дружелюбность, Немного "того", Флирт

Моя религия

Не поддерживаю религии

Посещение служб:

Никогда

Моя цель в жизни

CONTINUING TO SCAN THE OBITUARIES FOR MY NAME EACH MORNING AND NOT FINDING IT THERE.

Мой юмор

Сама дружелюбность, Немного "того", Со странностями

По телевизору, я всегда смотрю

Новости, Мультфильмы, Документальное кино, Драма, Фильмы

Предпочитаемые жанры фильмов:

Научная фантастика, Комедии, Мелодрамы, Драмы, Документальные, Анимация, Ужасы

Предпочитаемая музыка

Рок, Метал , Классика, Звуки пылесоса, Блюз, Джаз, Душевная, Панк

Я люблю читать:

Классика, Художественная литература, Ужасы, Юмор, Сатира

Мои идеи классного времяпрепровождения

HITTING MYSELF ON THE NOSE WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER WHENEVER I MAKE A MESS ON THE CARPET.

Считаю привлекательным:

Интеллект, Юмор, Сопереживание, Смелость, Кокетство, Остроумие, Внимание

Что и кого ищете?

HONESTY TOWARDS OTHERS AS WELL AS SOMEONE WHO CAN ALSO BE HONEST WITH THEMSELVES ABOUT THE KIND OF PEOPLE THEY WANT IN THEIR LIFE.

Ищу отношения типа:

Друг, Свидание, Интим, Серьезные отношения