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Albert Lea, Minnesota | Mann Suche eine/n Frau

Basis Information

Ich kann sprechen
Englisch
Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
I’ve been told by friends that I’m the funniest guy on the planet. They never did say which one, and let’s face it - these same people spend their free time downing fried pork rinds while watching old re-runs of, “My Mother the Car”, so their ability to offer serious opinions on anything other than the Atomic Weight of Cheetos is questionable at best. I guess I do have a weird, offbeat, obscure sense of humor, but I have to admit, even that is eclipsed by the astounding, God-given ability I have to wiggle my ears(really!). I’ve lived and worked in various places in Canada, Europe and the South Pacific(and Bali Hai never did call me), so I have at least a decent grasp on life outside the USA, which is something that has helped me grow as a person and partly made me into who I am today - a short guy trolling the Internet for women. I'm a pretty good cook, and love good food, good wine and good beer. I make a killer martini. I consume all things in moderation. I like hanging with friends and occasionally larger groups to hear new ideas and get different takes on life. I love all branches of The Arts, especially film, and enjoy going to movies, film festivals, plays, concerts, dance performances and art galleries. I also like hanging out at book stores, record stores, museums, antique stores, flea markets and Wal-Mart openings. I love road trips, both long and short. My politics are somewhat left of center. I’m an absolutely incurable romantic and make no apologies for that fact. I believe in honesty, loyalty and fidelity. I've been told that I give heart-stopping kisses and provide cuddles that have become the stuff of legend. Please hold your applause. By the way, my height as listed is correct but I've always dated women who were taller than me - no surprise there - so I’m open. The only thing I'm not open about is baggage. I left mine on the platform before the train pulled out of the station and am only interested in corresponding with someone who has done the same. If anything I've said here strikes you as appealing or at least interesting, then you are indeed an exceptional woman with exquisite taste in men and should not hesitate to contact me poste haste. Let's face it; to let someone with my rugged good looks slip through your fingers would be a travesty and you'd probably never forgive yourself. If, when you've finished the preceding, you're laughing, then you're probably someone I'd really enjoy talking to. On the other hand, if you find yourself frowning/grimacing/considering calling the authorities, then I'd pass and start dating that widget salesman who won last year's National Yodelers of America coveted Wish I Was Swiss award who keeps asking you out. Disclaimer: No widget salesmen were actually harmed during the writing of this profile. Later.
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Erscheinung & Situation

Mein Körpertyp ist
Schlank
Meine Größe ist
4' 10 (1.47 m)
Meine Augen sind
Haselnussbraun
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Geschieden
Ich habe Kinder
Ja - nicht zuhause
Ich möchte Kinder
Nein
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Lachen
Körperkunst
Würde nicht einmal daran denken
Mein Haar ist
Kahl
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Keine Haustiere
Bereit umzuziehen
Nein

Status

Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Hauptschul-Abschluss
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Selbstständig
Meine Spezialität ist
Verkauf / Marketing
Mein Job-Titel ist
CEO/SALES MGR./JANITOR/COFFEE MAKER
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
$15,000USD bis $29,999USD
Ich lebe
Alleine
Zuhause
Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei
Ich bin Raucher
Nein
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial

Persönlichkeit

In der Hauptschule war ich
Klassenclown
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Freundlich, Comedian, Flirtwillig, Offen
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Lesen, Musik, TV, Filme, Internet, Essen gehen, Theater, Kochen
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Filme, Entspannen, Schlafen, Ins Casino gehen, In ein Konzert gehen, In ein Museum gehen
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
PREFERABLY WITH A WOMAN.
Ich wollte immer schon versuchen
WRITING SOMETHING BRILLIANT ON ONE OF THESE DATING WEBSITES. OH WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY...
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Albern, Ein Flirt

Ansichten

Meine Religion ist
Spirituell aber nicht religiös
Ich besuche Gottesdienste
Nie
Mein Ziel im Leben ist
CONTINUING TO SCAN THE OBITUARIES FOR MY NAME EACH MORNING AND NOT FINDING IT THERE.
Mein Art Humor ist
Freundlich, Albern, Mysteriös

Geschmack

Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Nachrichten, Cartoons, Dokumentationen, Dramen, Filme
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romanze, Drama, Dokumentation, Animation, Horror
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Rock, Metal, Klassik, Staubsaugergeräusche, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Punk
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Klassik, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Satire
Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist
HITTING MYSELF ON THE NOSE WITH A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER WHENEVER I MAKE A MESS ON THE CARPET.

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Was findest du attraktiv?
Intelligenz, Humor, Einfühlungsvermögen, Kühnheit, Flirtwillig, Esprit, Nachdenklich
Wonach suchst du?
HONESTY TOWARDS OTHERS AS WELL AS SOMEONE WHO CAN ALSO BE HONEST WITH THEMSELVES ABOUT THE KIND OF PEOPLE THEY WANT IN THEIR LIFE.
Nach welcher Art Beziehung suchst du?
Freund, Date, Vertrauter, Verpflichtendes