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newyorkmags
Paignton, United Kingdom | Kvinna Letar efter Man
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Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
Stjärntecken
Fiskarna
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Medelmåttig
Min längd är
162 cm
Mina ögon är
Blåa
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Skild
Jag har barn
Ja - inte hemma
Jag vill ha barn
Nej
Mitt hår är
Blont
Status
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Heltid
Min specialitet är
Finans / Handel
Jag bor
Ensam
Jag är rökare
Ja - feströker
Jag dricker
Ja - feströker
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Hjärnan
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Läsa, Musik, Filmer, Internet, Familj, Resor
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner, Festar, Gå ut och shoppa, Stanna hemma, Prova nya saker, Bio, Tar det lugnt, Sover, Läsa en bok, TV
Den idealiska första dejten för mig skulle vara att
Something out of the ordinary!
Jag har alltid velat prova
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
Mina vänner tycker att jag är
Vänlig, Någon de vill vara, Cool, En flirt
Åsikter
Min religion är
Inte religiös
Mitt mål i livet är
To know that I've lived it fully
Min humor är
Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Vänlig
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Nyheter, Dokumentärer, Drama, Filmer
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Komedier, Romantik, Drama, Familj, Skräck, Thriller
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Country, Rock, Pop, Ambient, Dansband, Soul
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Komik, Fiktion, Skräck, Humor, Mystery
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Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Intelligens, Humor, Känslighet, Spontanitet, Kvickhet