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newyorkmags
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Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
Segno zodiacale
Pesci
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Nella media
La mia altezza è
5' 4 (1.63 m)
I miei occhi sono
Azzurri
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Divorziato
Ho Figli
Sì - Non a casa
Voglio figli
No
I Miei capelli sono
Biondo
Stato
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Tempo Pieno
La mia specializzazione è
Finanza/ Trading
Vivo
Da solo
Fumo
Sì - Sociale
Bevo
Sì - Sociale
Personalità
Tornando alle Superiori, Ero
Intelligente
I miei interessi e Hobby sono
Letture, Musica, Fim, Internet, Famiglia, Viaggi
Tempo speso bene secondo me:
Uscire con gli amici, Feste, Shopping, Stare a casa, Provare cose nuove, I Film, Relax, Dormire, Leggere un libro, Tv
Un primo appuntamento ideale è
Something out of the ordinary!
Ho sempre voluto provare
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
I miei amici mi descrivono come
Amichevole, Fonte d'ispirazione, Figo, Un Flirt
Punti di Vista
La mia religione è
Non religioso
I mie obiettivi nella vita sono
To know that I've lived it fully
Il mio umorismo è di tipo
Saggio, Sarcastico, Amichevole
Gusti
In televisione guardo sempre
Notizie, Documentari, Film drammatici, Fim
Quando vado al cinema vado sempre a vedere
Azione, Commedie, Romantici, Drammatici, Famiglia, Horror, Thriller
Quando ascolto musica ascolto sempre
Country, Rock, Pop, Ambient, Dance, Soul
Quando leggo, leggo sempre
Comici, Narrativa, Horror, Umorismo, Misteri
In cerca di
Cosa trovi attraente?
Intelligenza, Umorismo, Sensibilità, Spontaneità, Acume