Anyone seen my submarine?
newyorkmags
Paignton, United Kingdom | Frau Suche eine/n Mann
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Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
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Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Durchschnittlich
Meine Größe ist
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Meine Augen sind
Blau
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Geschieden
Ich habe Kinder
Ja - nicht zuhause
Ich möchte Kinder
Nein
Mein Haar ist
Blond
Status
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Vollzeit
Meine Spezialität ist
Finanzen / Handel
Ich lebe
Alleine
Ich bin Raucher
Ja - Sozial
Ich trinke
Ja - Sozial
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Streber
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Lesen, Musik, Filme, Internet, Familie, Reisen
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Party machen, Shoppen gehen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Entspannen, Schlafen, Ein Buch lesen, TV
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
Something out of the ordinary!
Ich wollte immer schon versuchen
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Freundlich, Jemand, der sie sein wollen, Cool, Ein Flirt
Ansichten
Meine Religion ist
Nicht Religiös
Mein Ziel im Leben ist
To know that I've lived it fully
Mein Art Humor ist
Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Nachrichten, Dokumentationen, Dramen, Filme
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Comedy, Romanze, Drama, Familie, Horror, Thriller
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Country/Volksmusik/Schlager, Rock, Pop, Stimmungsvoll, Dance, Soul
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Intelligenz, Humor, Sensibilität, Spontanität, Esprit