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newyorkmags
Paignton, United Kingdom | Femeie În căutare de Bărbat
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Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
Zodie
Pești
Aspect și situația
Tipul corpului meu este
Mediu
Înălțimea mea este
5' 4 (1.63 m)
Ochii mei sunt
Albaștri
Sunt de etnie
caucaziană
Starea mea civilă este
Divorțat(ă)
Am copii
Da - Nu acasă
Doresc copii
Nu
Părul meu este
Blond
Status
Starea mea forței de muncă actuală este
Cu normă întreagă
Specializarea mea este
Finanțe / Comerț
Eu trăiesc
Singur(ă)
Fumez
Da - sociabil
Beau
Da - sociabil
Personalitate
În liceu am fost
Creier
Interesele și hobby-urile mele sunt
Citire, Muzică, Filme, Internet , Familie, Călătorii
Distracția bună pentru mine este
Cu prietenii, Chefuri, La cumpărături, Acasă, Încercarea de lucruri noi, Filmele, Relaxare, Dormit, Citind o carte, Tv
O prima întâlnire perfectă ar fi
Something out of the ordinary!
Întotdeauna am vrut să încerc
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
Prietenii mei mă descriu ca
Prietenos, Cineva care ei vor să fie, Super, Cochet
Vizualizări
Religia mea este
Nu sunt religios
Scopul meu în viață este
To know that I've lived it fully
Genul meu de umor este
Deștept, Sec / Sarcastic, Prietenos
Gust
La TV întotdeauna mă uit la
Știri, Documentar, Drame, Filme
Când mă duc la filme, mereu merg pentru a vedea
Acțiune, Comedie , Romantism, Dramă, Familie, De groază, De aventuri
Când ascult muzică, mereu ascult
Stat, Rock , Pop , Ambient , Dance , Soul
Când citesc, eu citesc
Comic , Ficțiune, De groază, Umor, Mister
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Inteligență, Umor, Sensibilitate, Spontaneitate, Rațiune