Anyone seen my submarine?
newyorkmags
Paignton, United Kingdom | Женщина Ищу Мужчину
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Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
Знак зодиака
Рыбы
Внешность и семейное положение
Телосложение
Среднее
Мой рост
162 см
Мои глаза
Голубые
Моя этническая принадлежность
Белый европеец/кавказец
Семейное положение
В разводе
У меня есть дети
Да - живут с другим родителем
Хочу детей
Нет
Мои волосы
Блондинка
Статус
Работа/Учеба:
Полный рабочий день
Род занятий
Финансы
Живу
Один/одна
Отношение к курению
Да, в компаниях
Пью
Да, в компаниях
Характер
В школе я был(а):
Мозг
Интересы и увлечения:
Чтение, Музыка, Фильмы, Интернет, Семья, Путешествия
Мое представление об отлично проведенном времени
Тусовки с друзьями, Вечеринки, Шопинг, Останусь дома, Пробовать новое, Фильмы, Расслабление, Спать, Чтение книг, ТВ
Идеально первое свидание
Something out of the ordinary!
Я всегда хотел попробовать
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
Друзья считают что я:
Сама дружелюбность, На кого они хотят быть похожими, Крутой, Флирт
Взгляды
Моя религия
Не религиозен/религиозна
Моя цель в жизни
To know that I've lived it fully
Мой юмор
Умный, Сарказм, Сама дружелюбность
Вкусы
По телевизору, я всегда смотрю
Новости, Документальное кино, Драма, Фильмы
Предпочитаемые жанры фильмов:
Экшн, Комедии, Мелодрамы, Драмы, Семья, Ужасы, Триллеры
Предпочитаемая музыка
Кантри, Рок, Поп, Окружающей среды, Танцевальная, Душевная
Я люблю читать:
Юмор, Художественная литература, Ужасы, Юмор, Тайна
В поиске
Считаю привлекательным:
Интеллект, Юмор, Чувствительность, Спонтанность, Остроумие