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newyorkmags
Paignton, United Kingdom | Kvinne Søker A Mann
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Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
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My Kroppstype er
Gjennomsnittlig
Min høyde er
5 '4 (1,63 m)
Øynene mine er
Blå
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Skilt
Jeg har barn
Ja - bor ikke hjemme
Jeg vil ha barn
Nei
Mitt hår er
Blond
Status
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Fulltid
Min spesialitet er
Økonomi / handel
Jeg bor
Alene
Jeg er en røyker
Ja - Sosialt
Jeg drikker
Ja - Sosialt
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Hjerne
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Lese, Musikk, Filmer, Internett, Familie, Reise
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Feste, Shoppe, Være hjemme, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Slappe av, Sove, Lese en bok, Tv
En ideel første date vil være
Something out of the ordinary!
Jeg har alltid hatt lyst til å prøve
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Vennlig, En andre ønsker å være, Kul, En flørt
Visninger
Min religion er
Ikke religiøs
Mitt mål i livet er
To know that I've lived it fully
Min humoristiske sans er
Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Vennlig
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Nyheter, Dokumentarer, Drama, Filmer
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Komedie, Romantikk, Drama, Familie, Skrekk, Thriller
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Land, Rock, Pop, omgivende, Dance, Soul
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Tegneserie / tegnestripe, Fiction, Skrekk, Humor, Mysterier
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