Anyone seen my submarine?
newyorkmags
Paignton, United Kingdom | Kobieta Szukam Mężczyzna
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Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
I would like to apply for the vacancy advertised on this site. I believe I have the required qualifications: my GSOH is completely up to date, as it is used on a daily basis, however I may need a short refresher course in sofa cuddling and duvet snuggling, as although I have experience in these areas it has been some time since I had cause to use these skills. I understand that the hours are not the normal 9 to 5, but this would be ideal, as it would allow me to continue with my other jobs (food taster for Victoria Beckham and cheer leader for Torquay United Football Club). Neither of these are full time occupations. I realise that there is no salary with this position, but I would be happy to accept the offer of the occasional meal out, trip to restaurant etc. I would be pleased to start the job at the basic level, but may possibly later wish to be promoted to the ‘weekends away, sharing holidays’ level with your agreement. Should the opportunity for foreign travel arise, I do have not only my own passport, but also a luggage tag shaped like a cupcake. Although I am not fluent in any of the European languages, I am able to order coffee or drinks in many of them and I have a higher diploma (with honours) in talking rubbish. My main interest in life is being happy, which I manage to achieve on an almost daily basis. My hobbies include hiding in peoples cupboards and pretending to be an Avon lady when they find me, loitering at zebra crossings to see how many drivers will stop and liberating garden gnomes (only the unhappy ones). I would be able to write, sorry provide, references should you require any. Should you wish to contact me I would be happy to discuss this matter further, with the possibility of arranging an interview at a mutually convenient time. Please use the contact details below.
Znak
Ryby
Wygląd & Sytuacja
Mój typ budowy
Przeciętny
Mój wzrost
5' 4 (163 cm)
Moje Oczy Są
Niebieski
Moje pochodzenie
kaukaskie
Mój Stan Cywilny to
Rozwiedziony
Mam Dzieci
Tak - Poza Domem
Chcę Mieć Dzieci
Nie
Moje Włosy Są
Blond
Status
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Pełen Etat
Moja Specjalność To
Finanse/Handel
Mieszkam
Sam/Sama
Jestem Palaczem
Tak - Towarzysko
Piję Alkohol
Tak - Towarzysko
Osobowość
W Liceum Byłem Uważany Za
Kujon
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Czytanie, Muzyka, Filmy, Internet, Rodzina, Podróże
Mój Pomysł Na Dobrze Spędzony Czas To
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Idealna Pierwsza Randka To
Something out of the ordinary!
Zawsze Chciałem Spróbować
Walking barefoot along the tideline at daybreak
Moi Znajomi Opisują Mnie Jako Osobę
Przyjacielski, Ktoś Kim Chcieliby Być, Wyluzowany, Flirt
Poglądy
Moja Religia To
Nie Jestem Religijny
Mój Cel Życiowy To
To know that I've lived it fully
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Mądry, Oschły/Sarkastyczny, Przyjacielski
Gust, Smak
W Telewizji Zawsze Oglądam
Wiadomości, Dokumentalne, Dramaty, Filmy
Jak Idę Do Kina, To z Reguły Oglądam
Akcji, Komediowe, Romantyczne, Dramatyczne, Rodzina, Horrory, Thrillery
Kiedy Słucham Muzyki, Zawsze Słucham
Muzyka Country, Rock, Pop, Ambient, Taneczna, Soul
Gdy Czytam Zawsze Sięgam Po
Komiczne, Fikcyjne, Horrory, Poczucie Humoru, Tajemnicze
Szukam
Co Jest Dla Ciebie Atrakcyjne?
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