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For this month and this month only we offer you the chance to own to keep one good male! Yes I did say that one good male. He is clean well house trained will empty the dish washer take the rubbish out and even put the toilet seat down. He is romantice will buy you flowers bring you chocolates and will lust after you while your doing the ironing. He is great at DIY loves doing the garden sings plays guitar is an accomplished artist great in bed and will love you till the end off time . And whats more order before the end of the month and we will throw in a free set of steak knives. (These will only be offerd to members who are still allowed to use sharp implements). Order early to avoid dissapointment. To get this offer read below and take out the kisses. No refunds or cash back with this offer.

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