Hello from Chicago.

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

Living in Chicago, born and raised in the UK and having lived in Toronto for 10 years, I'm looking for a Jewish, humorous, funny guy to be my counterpart and best friend. I have Multiple Sclerosis, have a difficult time walking and am very limited in the outdoor activities I can do. PLEASE be aware of this. I use a cane outside of the house, otherwise I look like a drunk walking along the street. I have a great, sordid sense of humor. Two kids, both married, one here in Chicago with 4 children and the other in Israel with 5. I have no desire to leave Chicago at this time. I keep a kosher home but eat out; consider myself traditional. Both my children are orthodox Jews. I am blessed to have good friends. Red curly hair that I am growing long, blue eyes that sometimes look green.  Please don't introduce yourself by calling me honey, dear, or tell me you think I'm beautiful, sexy, etc. It's a real turnoff and condescending. Once we know each other, it's a different matter.

Sign

Gemini

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 3 (1.6 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

My Hair Is

Auburn / Red

I Have One Or More Of These

Bird

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

I Live

Alone

At Home

Friends Come Over Often

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Music, Tv, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Meeting for coffee

I've Always Wanted To Try

Would love to take a helicopter ride. The other extreme: try fishing.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy

My Religion Is

Jewish

I Attend Services

On Holidays

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

To enjoy life to its fullest

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Soul

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed