Eat! Drink! And be Merry!

Je sais parler

Anglais

Je me décrirais comme

What is there to say when one is normal, average and ordinary? I'm neither a ****kitten nor frigid. I'm neither beautiful nor ugly. I'm neither ''big and beautiful'' nor ''svelt.''

I'm marginally certain that all of you are normal, average and ordinary, too.

We are all lonely or we wouldn't be here. None of us is God's spectacular gift to anyone else. What exactly is it that keeps us from resolving our loneliness? Fickleness is unproductive. We are still lonely as we hope and search for something better than we are ourselves.

I"m into meeting a normal, average, ordinary man who is here to meet a normal, average, ordinary woman with the agenda of befriending an equal and resolving the loneliness of us both.

If that's not good enough, then good luck finding what more you want.

Me? I'm here for whatsoever fun and happiness and contentment is out there. Life is too short to wait for Mr. Perfection. He hasn't existed in the 65 years of my life and I have no illusions of finding him now that I'm past my prime just as are all of the rest of us here.

I have a happy life and you are welcome to come along if you like. If not with me, then I hope you find your lady love soon. May your loneliness pass quickly. And may I be the one you choose to share your own happy life.

Signe

Cancer

Ma silhouette est

BBW

Ma taille est

5' 7 (1.7 m)

Mes yeux sont

Marrons

Mon origine ethnique est

Caucasienne

Ma situation maritale est

Divorcé/e

J'ai des enfants

Oui - pas chez moi

Je veux des enfants

Non

Ce que j'ai de mieux

Mains

Art Corporel

Oreilles percées, Même pas envisageable

Mes cheveux sont

Poivres et sel

J'en ai 1 ou plus

Chat

Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs

Non

Mon niveau d'éducation est

Etudes secondaires incomplètes

Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est

Retraité/e

Mon domaine de compétence est

Retraité/e

Mon titre de fonction est

Madam! My girls call me Madam!

J'ai gagné cette année

Moins de 14,999 €

Je vis

Seul/e, Avec des animaux

Chez moi

C'est plutôt calme

Je fume

Non

Je bois de l'alcool

Non

Au lycée, j'étais un/e

Chouchou du prof

Socialement, je suis plutôt

Observateur, Sympa, Comique, Séducteur, Ouvert, Bizarre

Mes passions et loisirs sont

Art & artisanat, Lecture, Apprendre, Musique, Télévision, Films, Internet, Jeux, Famille, Dîner , Photographie, Théâtre, Voyages, Jeux de cartes, Ordinateurs

Un bon moment pour moi c'est

Sortir avec des amis, Faire du shopping, Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Me relaxer, Dormir, Lire, Aller au casino, Se déguiser, Télévision, Aller au musée

Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait

Going out to Charley Brown's for a burger and staying long after the food for the conversation. Casual and relaxed.

Mes amis me décrivent comme

Sympa, La personne qu'ils aimeraient être, Cool, Parfait/e, Coquin/e, Neuneu, Un amour

Ma religion c'est

Athée

Je vais à la messe

Jamais

Mon but dans la vie c'est

My goal in life is to celebrate every moment of my Golden Years.

I'm a chronologically gifted woman and who knows how many more gifts I still have to look forward to?

My marriage is history (Amen.), the kids are grown and gone, the old dog has died.

I've paid all of life's dues. I owe no one.

I want to eat, drink and be merry all the days that remain to me.

Come with me at your own risk!

Let's skid into heaven together, come to a screeching halt in front of Old Saint Pete, and exclaim: "WHEW! THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A RIDE!""

Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt

Vicelard, Intelligent, Sarcastique, Sympa, Neuneu, Coquin/e

A la télévision, je regarde

Actualités, Documentaires, Films

Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours

Action, Science-fiction, Comédies, Documentaires, Animation, Horreur, Thrillers

Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est

Pop, Classique, Le bruit de l'aspirateur, Musique ambientale, Reggae, Folk

Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est

Actualités, Littérature ancienne, Littérature classique, Fictions, Histoire, Humour, Mystères, Nature, Philosophie, Politique, Œuvres de référence, Poésie, Satires

Mon idée du fun

joking banter, heart to heart conversation, beach combing, collecting jokes and great one-liners, browsing flea markets and GoodWill stores, driving along scenic routes, filet mignon sliced thin and fried in butter, other cholesterol nightmares, a gentle wine-induced buzz, seeing all the good movies as soon as they come out, sitting out on my enclosed back porch as my vanilla scented candles waft their gifts into the summer night air, needlepoint, sewing, cooking my favorite recipes for family and friends, geocaching, cruising, cuddling plus, my goodness I can't think of anything I DON'T love to do!

Que trouvez-vous attirant?

Intelligence, Humour, Talents, Empathie, Sensibilité, Audace, Etrangeté, Spontanéité, Séduction, Bon sens, Délicatesse

Que recherchez-vous?

I'd be so happy to meet someone who will put up with me and be happy to do that. I'm set in some ways and open to other ways that might add something sweet to my present contentment. I'd like a sweetheart, but I have demanding standards. I'd need a friend who respects me as an equal on every level and I would gladly and sincerely reciprocate. I appreciate a quick wit and a sense of humor. Posers need not apply.

Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?

Pote virtuel, Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous