Girls just wanna have fun.....too!

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I am 65, retired, in good health and active. Not a beauty queen, but not a toad. My hair is turning silver-white, my body sags in places I didn't used to have places (and places that no one should have places). I am 5'6" (5'7" if I stand up straight). I like Bloody Marys, a whole range of foods, intelligent conversation and quiet evenings at home.
I belch, fart, snore, talk in my sleep, sweat, scratch, pick my nose (and the underwear out of my butt), and have morning breath. Although I am fiercely loyal, I do have a mediocre sense of humor and can cook one (maybe two) edible dishes.
I like outdoor stuff (like sitting on the porch with a cold Bloody Mary), fishing (if accompanied by a Bloody Mary), and white-water rafting (followed by a tall, cold Bloody Mary). For indoor stuff, I like playing on my xbox, watching tv, eating chinese take-out, drinking Bloody Marys, then eating more take-out.
I do not like moonlight walks on the beach (if I am on the beach at night there had better be a fishing line in the water), cozy romantic dinners (boring! let's invite friends over for BBQ), and bouquets of flowers (what a wast, you could have spent that money on Bloody Mary mix).
I believe these these are the qualities of life and not to be compromised. Soooo, if you think you can handle this woman.....send me a Bloody Mary!

Sign

Leo

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 6 (1.68 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Widowed

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

College Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

My Speciality Is

Retired

My Job Title Is

Grandma

I Make This Much In A Year

Less Than $14,999USD

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv

An Ideal First Date Would Be

A day at the beach; a hot-air ballon ride; a canoe or whitewater rafting trip down a river; any of the above followed by a quiet dinner at an upscale seafood resturant.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Parachuting; para-sailing; hot-air balloning; cruise to Alaska; deep sea fishing; treasure hunting; traveling the Americas.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Other

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Republican

My Goal In Life Is

To retire with a companion who enjoys life, adventure, friends, and famiy.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Reality Shows

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Country, Rock, Pop, Blues

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Computers, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Philosophy, Science, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

I love all things outdoors: traveling the usa, camping, fishing, boating, swimming, hanging at the beach, para sailing, biking, cycling, canoeing, whitewater rafting, riding my ATV, outdoor bbq with friends and family; quiet evening at home, tv, computer games, reading, cooking, and good, intelligent conversation.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Money, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Do You Look For?

I am looking for a Robert Redford, Sam Elliott, or Tom Selleck. However, I will settle for someone taller than me, with or without hair, not have a body in better shape than mine, no felonies, no history of violence, willing to submit to a background, fingerprint, and DNA checks. Must enjoy the finer things in life (like camping in a motor home vs. a tent), must be affluent (that is "have money" for those of you who do not know what "affluent" means), or at least be dependable, honest, respectful, and if you can cook that would be a big bonus.
I know this is a lot to expect, but I am confident that my dream man is out there somewhere. If you think it might be you, ..... send me your DNA and we can get started on the journey of a lifetime (or what's left of it).

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed