I Know Victoria's Secret
braincandy2009
Lawrenceville, Georgia | Uomo Cerca un/una Donna
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Mi descriverei come
Seeking men age 45 to 55.
My photos are recent. I DO look like my photos.
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
(Not necessarily in that order)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE- Shave that 70's mustache off, please
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
I have plans to visit Buford soon.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
My photos are recent. I DO look like my photos.
Some of my favorite things are my 2 daughters, "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart, and "Seinfeld"- please no poor men, married guys, low talkers or re-gifters-.
Other favorites are "Big Salads", chocolate cake, and honest, very intelligent, quick witted men with flat stomachs- doesn't have to be a six-pack, but please- no twelve packs- and nice teeth.
I am not religious- SEE movie "Religulous" by Bill Maher
"About the worst thing you can say about God is that he is an underachiever." (Woody Allen)
(Not necessarily in that order)
I AM SEEKING A MAN WHO:
Is not looking for a woman young enough to be his daughter (they are not interested in you, guys, unless you have a LOT of money!)
Has a real job
Has a car
Has a mortgage or owns a home that doesn't have wheels on it
LOOKS LIKE HIS PROFILE PICTURE- Shave that 70's mustache off, please
Doesn't post a picture of himself holding a fish
Doesn't wear a hairpiece (baldness isn't really an issue, guys- what is UNDER the hair is important)
Knows how to carry on an interesting conversation and keep my eyes from glazing over
Shows enough interest in me to ask a question about my life at least once an hour
Can write in complete sentences
Is temperamentally low key but is animated enough to be among the living
Is generally healthy--- no pacemakers, artificial joints, or hearing aids (Reading glasses acceptable)
Doesn't watch NASCAR or Wrestling
Isn't as comfortable in a Tux as he is in jeans
Doesn't drive a pickup with a Rebel flag on it
Must be "spongeworthy"
For Fun:
I Don't ride Harleys...ever!
Extreme paddle boating, underwater shuffleboard, Collecting objects that look like famous people. I have a squash that resembles Ozzy Osbourne and a piece of toast that bears a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon ;-)
Travel:I have traveled Europe, Canada, Caribbean and most of the U S. Lived in Paris for a while. I helped tear down the Berlin Wall.
I have plans to visit Buford soon.
Preferences:
TV-"Scrubs", "House", Family Guy" "Thirty Rock". Movies- "Juno", "Little Miss Sunshine", "Sideways", "Thank You for Smoking", "Raising Arizona, " SCTV mockumentaries
Favorite apparel- jeans and T shirt
Favorite food- anything I don't have to cook
Segno zodiacale
Pesci
Apparenza
La mia corporatura è
Magro
La mia altezza è
5' 4 (1.63 m)
I miei occhi sono
Azzurri
La mia etnia è
Caucasico
Il mio stato civile è
Divorziato
Ho Figli
Sì - Non a casa
Voglio figli
No
Le mie caratteristiche migliori sono
Occhi
Body Art
Non ci penserei mai
I Miei capelli sono
Biondo
Ho una o più di queste
Cani
Volontà di trasferimento
Sì
Stato
Il mio livello di istruzione è
Laurea
La mia situazione lavorativa è
Tempo Pieno
La mia specializzazione è
Istruzione / Educazione
Vivo
Da solo
A casa
Tutto è calmo
Fumo
No
Bevo
Sì - Sociale